Teledildonics explores the automation of desire through speculative machines. A rotating device adorned with feathers and cast turkey skin humorously exaggerates its erotic function, calling into question the logic of efficiency within intimate spaces. The object includes a potentiometer marked with an arrow—perhaps for modulating intensity—further blurring the line between tool and toy. The piece critiques a cultural drive to optimise sexuality, where pleasure is systematised and the body becomes a performative interface. Here, touch and affect are simulated through tactile materials, exposing the absurdity in reducing intimacy to circuitry and surface.